I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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