Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
