all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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