I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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