Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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