My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
