I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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