i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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