Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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