Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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