In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Dignity is for republicans.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
