Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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