its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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