So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
someone owes me an orgasm
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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