This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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