some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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