I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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