I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
is it fun? or sober?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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