Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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