can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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