He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
