So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
