Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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