He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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