it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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