i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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