I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Everything about him screamed your future.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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