Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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