North Korea, Best Korea!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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