just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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