My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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