Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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