it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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