Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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