Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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