That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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