Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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