I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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