you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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