So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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