I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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