She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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