i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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