Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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