when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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