we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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