Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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