How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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