your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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