Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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