She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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