you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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