Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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