I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
