its not stalking. its research.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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